S1 E21: Rose Rodriguez
Generic Intro: Characters
Hi, I'm Brian Henson. The fans of The Super Show are sometimes really crazy people. It's amazing. Every crazy little walk-on character, they know the names. So if you want a few facts that will impress your friends, tell them about these characters. Here's Wayne and Wanda. These two were an accident-prone singing duo who were in the pilot but only actually lasted throughout the first season. Or how about Billy Biggle & Ruby Biggle. These 2 characters that appeared in Kidsongs & on the T.V. show series in 1994. Or here's Fleet Scribbler who's an abrasive tabloid reporter that the press loved but the show's writers couldn't stand. He was soon written out of the show. Just keep watching and you might see Fleet and a few other unsung Super Character heroes on The Super Show.
Opening Theme
Fozzie's Joke: Hey, did you know that if Tuesday Weld married Frederick March's grandson, she'd be Tuesday March the Second!
Gonzo's Gong
Beautiful Day Monster pops up in front of the gong and gets struck by Gonzo
Stage Curtain
Kermit welcomes to our show. Kermit's proud to have with us as our guest star Ms. Rose Rodriguez. Kermit introduces the opening number with Marsha Bhatt singing "I Want A Monster To Be My Friend"
Opening Number: I Want A Monster To Be My Friend
Marsha Bhatt was feeling a little lonely, as she sings her song backed up by Harvey Monster, Clancy, Bruce Monster & Maurice Monster. She wanted to find a monster to be her play-mate
Backstage
Kermit loved that number. Kermit spots Statler surrounded by plants. Statler has plants growing all over backstage in the whole theater. Kermit was shocked
Stage Curtain
Hilda gets on stage introducing the next introduction of our show. Hilda introduces our guest star Rose Rodriguez on a Barnyard playing the song "Rubber Dolly" on the banjo
Rose Rodriguez Playing Rubber Dolly
Rose Rodriguez plays her song "Rubber Dolly" on the banjo. She plays the song on the barn as Jessica Kerrimian, Michael, Amy, Adam, Luci & Tina dancing on the hay
Balcony
Waldorf: Wow! I'd love it
Daffy Duck: Waldorf, That was a cool country-style dance
Waldorf: Cool dude, They danced on the hay
Backstage
Rose Rodriguez liked that country style number she did. Rose Rodriguez spots Statler with plants in the theater. Just then, Fozzie Bear decides that he would like to do his monologue backstage with Rose Rodriguez. Fozzie Bear tells Statler about the plants growing backstage of the theater. Rose Rodriguez cuts part of the plant off. Then, Fozzie Bear cuts part of the plant too. Statler thought cutting off the part of the plant was very weird.
Statler: Ho, Ho, Ho. They cut of parts of the plant, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho
Chef Winnie The Pooh
Chef Winnie The Pooh is going to make the Japenese Cake just like the Swedish Chef did. Chef Winnie The Pooh adds cream & adds the fruit to the chocolate cake, but as Chef Winnie The Pooh goes to cut it, the cake loudly objects....In Japenese!!!!!!!!!!!! The cake is instead dispatched by the baseball bat.
Balcony
Waldorf: Weird daffy. Pretty funny!!!!!!
Daffy Duck: Funniest thing I've ever heard!!!!!!!
Waldorf: That Japenese Cake was usually on The Muppet Show with Valerie Harper
Daffy Duck: Just like the Swedish Chef smashes the Japenese Cake with the baseball bat
(Daffy Duck laughs)
Backstage
George The Janitor & Tina with ignorance, waters Statler's plant for him. Statler immediately begins to grow his plant out of control. Statler claims it will eat everything in sight.
Stage Curtain
Kermit goes onstage to introduce Rose Rodriguez to report on the Rose Bushes
Rose Rodriguez Report On The Rose Bushes
Announcer: We take you now to Rose Rodrigues for the special report on the Rose Bushes
Rose Rodriguez reports on the Rose Bushes in the garden. When Rose Rodriguez spots the Lavendar AM Gardener planting the rose bushes. Rose Rodriguez watches the rose grow. The rose grows out of the ground, The Lavendar AM Gardener cuts the rose out of the ground. The roses of the Rose Bushes were very weird. The Roses, Lavendar AM Gardener & Rose Rodriguez gets to sing part of "That's How We Got Here"
The Red Rose: (To Rose Rodriguez) What a good report on the Rose Bushes
(U.S. Spot) Musical Number: Tit Willow
Adam convinces Sam The Eagle to play the bird - & the buffon - in his Gilbert & Sullivan number, claiming that it's cultural light opera
Musical Number: Searchin'
Floyd chases Mary Louise through the green forest aided by two AM sleuth backup singers
Balcony
Waldorf: Just think, that old fool Statler is getting a chance to meet Miss Rodriguez backstage! Just because he could do a flip! But, I can't do this (CONTORTS HIS FACE). Sometimes I tickle myself! In fact I'll tickle myself now - OH HO HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Backstage
The plant has grown into an overwhelming large tree stretching in all directions. Statler was wierd that the plant had grown the large tree. Piglet cuts the branches off the tree &r the branches fell down all over the place. Kermit puts the branches in the can. Kermit, Jessica Kerrimian, Michael Kerrimian, Amy, Adam, Luci, Tina, Daffy Duck & Beth Wolf sing "Clean Up, Clean Up" as they work together, leaving the roses on the leaves
Statler: I gotta say this, Cleaning up is always a job to do on this show
Stage Curtain
Sam Eagle gets on stage to introduce Wayne & Wanda's remake of "On A Clear Day (I Can See Forever)"
Wayne & Wanda
In the park, Wayne & Wanda sing a remake version of "On A Clear Day", when they explore the whole park, until it got overwhelmed by the thick fog
Balcony
Waldorf: He, He, He, I'd never seen the fog before
Daffy Duck: Fog got very thicker & thicker by that number "On A Clear Day" just like the musical number from The Muppet Show with our guest star Valerie Harper from the original version
Backstage
After cleaning up the backstage, Kermit watches Piglet swinging on a vine, like Tarzan. Piglet swings on the vine forward & backward. Piglet swings & shouted "WHEEE"!!!!!!!!!!!! Piglet falls off the vine & Luci catches Piglet by his hands
Luci: Thank goodness, Piglet, you're saved
Piglet: That was fun swinging on the vine
Daffy Duck's Report
Daffy Duck wants to give the report, but it was nothing written on the blank page
Dressing Room
Kermit walks into Rose Rodriguez's Dressing Room & he informs Rose Rodriguez that she will have to perform her closing number of her show tonight. Rose Rodriguez says "I'm going to do the number with the Clodhoppers". Rose Rodriguez calls it a perfect fit. It's been so long since she's danced, she'll be the perfect clod.
Kermit: Get ready, Rose Rodriguez, I'll go introduce you
Stage Curtain
Kermit introduces Rose Rodriguez & The Clodhoppers
Closing Number: Nobody Does Like It For Me
Rose Rodriguez dances with the Clodhoppers, the group of five midsize fuzzy blue creatures that a bear striking resemblance to Grover from Sesame Street with red tennis shoes. Despite being called the Clodhoppers, it's Rose Rodriguez who ends up stepping on toes on going in the wrong direction prompting her to sing her song
Stage Curtain
Rose Rodriguez liked the show very much & she really enjoyed it. Statler makes his way onstage to offer Rose Rodriguez an invitation to the steak dinner & the smaller berry bush that was an offspring of a larger creature, Rose Rodriguez politely declines the steak dinner & claiming that she's a vegetarian but accepts the plant as the possible meal
Closing Theme
Waldorf (hanging over the hedge of the balcony): I was practicing my flip. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!